Posted 11 hours ago

tasteslikegod:

So theres a song on the Cap 2 soundtrack called end of the line…

ur welcome

Posted 11 hours ago
getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

getfittogethot:

eatfithappiness:

vegan-vulcan:

I didn’t know there were twenty thousand vegans on tumblr!!!

You can be against animal cruelty and not a vegan

^^^^^^

Posted 11 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

protectmarcobodt2k14:

Can we talk about how canonically Marco never cusses

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literally

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never

(Source: marcockbodt)

Posted 11 hours ago

iphone420:

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

(Source: sidnugget)

Posted 11 hours ago
  1. citizen: it's a bird!
  2. citizen: it's a plane!
  3. *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  4. superman: it's a metaphor
Posted 11 hours ago

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

Posted 11 hours ago

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Posted 11 hours ago

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

Posted 11 hours ago
el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat